Great Guy
It was so funny, seriously, seeing this man stare at this woman's chest. My illustration is really not that far off. The two were the same height, and were standing very close, so that, in order to avoid eye contact in favor of staring at breasts, the man listerally had to crane his neck down, the top of his head to the woman's eyes, to look into them. I was in complete awe. The woman, of course, looked pissed. I agree to some extent of massive cleavage being, not necessarily an INVITE to gawkage, but sort of a "well what do you expect" thing. This was leaps and bounds beyond acceptable behavior on part of the man, though. Comedy gold.
Some of you probably wonder why so much of the material covered thus far in SARC is breast-oriented. I am going to be perfectly honest with you: Men think about two things ever. The first thing is whatever random thing they are obsessed with (for some guys it's sports, some it's movies, for me it's music), and the other thing is women. Well, I've already spent three plus years writing jokes about music, so forgive me if I get some breast jokes out of the way. I'm really not trying to objectify women as much as I'm asknowledging, look, I'm a guy, and this is how we think. Not necessarily something we're PROUD of (well, not all of us, anyhow), but it would be dishonest of me to pretend otherwise.
So yeah. Boobs. Yay.