September 14, 2006
Fast Food
I really haven't eaten any fast food in like two weeks, which is a serious point of pride for me. Upon moving to Texas, I ate pretty much nothing but fast food up until, well, two weeks ago. When I realized Victoria was never going to step up to her ascribed gender-role and start cooking and cleaning and taking fistfulls of pills, I decided it was up to me to become a household chef. Now she calls me gay all the time (I mean, more than usual), but at least I'm not eating garbage all the time and never being satisfied with any of it.
You know what I learned from this? That I'm a fucking AWESOME cook, that's what. Choke on it.