September 05, 2006
Autobiography II
An alternate opening line there would have been "I was fighting the mold in the bowl with my pee when a thought popped into my brain..."
Eh, don't worry yourself over what that means, you either get it or you don't.
This didn't happen in San Antonio, but I'm not going to divulge the actual town in which it transpired on the off-chance that some overzealous bartender will hunt me down, break into my apartment, and pee all over my toilet.