Rape!
ONE
I look like Tina Fey in that second panel.
TWO
I'm gonna be at Wizard World Chicago this weekend. Please do not buy a ticket just to see me. Seriously, don't. I will be very upset. But if you're already going, feel free to stop by. I'll be somewhere in Artist's Alley alongside Joe, Zach and Tom. I may or may not have anything for sale, but don't count on it. Making money is for chumps.
(On the subject of Chicago, can anyone out there get me and some friends on the list for the Sleater-Kinney show on Friday? I can try to make it worth your while.)
THREE
ATTN ANYONE WHO ORDERED A SHIRT AND HASN'T GOTTEN IT YET: There were some complications involving me being relentlessly lazy and irresponsible that lead to theshipping delay. Never fear, however, for I have officially gotten everything taken care of on my end, and I expect your shirts to ship out within a week, complete with an exclusive mix CD Victoria made (art by me). Thanks for being so patient, you guys. You rule.
FOUR
My apologies fornot updating in forever. I wish I could offer a self-important tirade about how much I work and free time being rare and valuable and how I'd rather hang out with my friends than draw... Really, there's no excuse as far as you're concerned, and that's fair. I have lots of big plans coming up for all sorts of really exciting new comic stuff, so I promise I will be making an effort to pull my head out of my ass very soon.