June 20, 2006
Mormons
I love Mormons because, out of all the Christian subsects, Mormon is the most clearly and plainly bullshit. Some guy from New York scribbles out the book of Mormon after an angel showed him some golden tablets, then he goes home and tells his wife that he gets to fuck up to nine other women. I tried coming home and telling Victoria I had seen an angel with a similar message from God, but she was smart enough to see through it. Curse you, Jehovah! Curse you!