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I have indeed asked Jeph more than once to let me take over his comic, and he has very wisely ignored each request each time. This strip amplifies why, and also points out that, good god, Marten has been getting played from all possible angles from all sorts of fine hunnies and has NOT ONCE gotten so much as a kiss on the lips from any of them. It's like high school, except I lost my virginity after a couple years of THAT. With QC, christ, it's like Roadrunner and Coyote, except there's a whole bunch of Roadrunners and the Coyote wants to sleep with all of them.
Really, mentioning it just an opportunity to point out that SARC is not the ONLY webcomic inadvertently obsessed with sex.